My Problem With Packaging

Every goddamn time I post a goddamn cider review. I see “Packaging” and I go “Heh. Packaging.” I am a fucking child. So I need to think of another way to refer to it cause I already have “Appearance” which is referring to the actual cider in the glass.

Do I just go for it and rename “Packaging” to “Male Genitals in Underwear or Tight Jeans”? I actually find I would laugh less at that but then you gonna get in inevitable “What the fuck is he talking about?” when we know damn well I’m talking about packaging motherfucker.

Or maybe I need to stop being a child? Yaaaaaaaaaaa that’s not happening anytime soon.