I Drink Tea

I do. I genuinely love tea. Out of all the drinks in the world there’s really only one thing I would love more than a tea and that’s two teas or, if you humour me, twoteas or if you stretch it a bit.. titties.

Jokes aside through, I love tea. I traditionally like a good black tea. It’s the British in me. I love my tea like I love my men. Large, strong, sweet and black.

Ok seriously though. Jokes aside.

Tea is just magical. There’s something about a nice hot tea and it doesn’t matter if it’s on a cold winter night or a hot summer day it just contains that refreshing quality that can’t be beat.